So apparently Pope Benedict XVI had to resign after testing reveals that he is “25% horsemeat”. Not good.

It’s a mad mad world we are living in: dodgy music professors having sex with teenage students, pork meat found in halal products, and now even the Pope is resigning. I mean, is that even legal? Was he being forced to resign? Is there some dark secret he or the Vatican is trying to hide? The world is in shock.